the big M

oh how i love melbourne~
stumbled upon this yesterday at work. here are some of my favourites:

- When everyone knows where a bar, cafe or restaurant is you no longer want to go there.

- You know Sunshine, Rosebud and the Caribbean Gardens are not as good as they sound.

- You felt betrayed when you discovered Melbourne was not the only place in the world with trams.

- You think the slogan on our licence plates should be "Melbourne. The Coffee Is Shit Anywhere Else", "Melbourne. Go To Sydney. We Hate Tourists" or " Melbourne. What School Did You Go To?"

- You've been to the Royal Melbourne Show and the scariest ride is the train home.

- You don't judge people on their looks, wealth or status but on the bread they buy, the coffee they serve and the newspaper they read.

- When you hear the word "Easter" the first thing you think of is the Royal Children's Hospital Appeal and Zig and Zag. And then you quickly think of something else

- Cup Day. Gambling at 9am. Drunk by noon. Broke at 3.20pm. Asleep by 4pm. Hungover at 5pm. All while at work.

have a good laugh coz you might find some actually describes you!